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Farming Games are All About Grinding
by Pomelo Soil
Han Qiwu acquired a farm game system similar to Stardew Valley. While farming, fishing, and mining in his own fields, he can obtain high-quality loot. At the same time, he can also craft various ultra-high-quality farming tools, and he enjoys a brand new version loaded with an Oriental Mod!Peach blossoms bloom in March, picked to brew peach blossom wine.Loquats ripen in May, harvested to make loquat cake.Spring doves sing on the roof, white apricot flowers by the village.Learn recipes from Shenn…
Sir, How About A Marriage?
by Mountain Springs
At the peak of her career, A-list actress Song Ning announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry for love, shocking the nation.Everyone thought that she must have found her ideal home. That was why she was so determined.At first, Song Ning thought so too. For the rest of her life, she would not be a celebrity. She would only be a virtuous and virtuous woman who would take care of her husband and children at home.However, on the night before their wedding, she found out that her fianc…
She Only Cares About Cultivation
by Yun Muqing
Tangyuan was an excellent pulmonologist who, after an accidental death, acquired a system. By completing tasks in various fast-travel worlds, she would fulfill virtue and acquire a new life. The system chosen for her was the farming stream system, which included time-traveling through ancient times, the Republican era, apocalypse, modern times, and more. This fulfilled her joy of earning from nothing and also allowed her to enjoy the study of various professions within the fast-travel system. Wo…
The Untold Truth About Her Boss
by FaeyVor5651
"Your boss doesn't deserve you," Clifford revealed."Why are you telling me all this?" I narrowed my eyes at him."Because I want you for myself. You're the woman of my dreams."Compared to how he behaved when he came to deliver stuff to me, he was very blunt now."What if I don't like you back?""I'll wait, after all, I'm good at that." He didn't look fazed."Why me? I don't even own a business of my own." I told him."You don't need to own a business, Arleen. It's just you I need.""What do you need m…
All About Sex
by yuyun
Percintaan dengan sebuah hubungan yang menyimpan berbagai rahasia. Rahasia gelap yang bersembunyi dengan apik, terbongkar karena keadaan yang memaksa. Dihadirkan dengan rasa yang sejatinya tidak tercipta. Sebuah rasa yang terpendam sekian lama. Hanya keadaan yang akan menuntun semua, entah kebahagiaan atau penderitaan.
My World Is All about You
by Ye Fei Ye
[The End of Full Text]"From just now, you've been looking at me with such malicious intent. Are you perhaps reminiscing about...the old dream of the night before last?" Liang Chen forcefully pulled Jing Haohao into the washroom."I told you, what happened a few days ago was an accident. I'm not the kind of woman you can just casually touch!" Jing Haohao shook off the hand he had grasped onto her wrist, turned to leave, but was abruptly caught by Liang Chen. He lowered his head to her ear, a misch…
A ROMANTIC STORY ABOUT SECRET MARRIAGE
by julietasyakur
Michella Claire never thought that she would become the wife of the richest businessman in London named Ben Stone. Ben Stone, who is none other than the CEO of a property company called STONE ENTERPRISES HOLDINGS, INC. Her meeting with Ben was accidental, when Mic, Michella's greeting, intends to help her best friend to meet Ben and conduct an interview for a final project. Initially Michella refused, but because she still had a high sense of empathy for her best friend named Kate. Finally, Mich…
All About Sex
by yuyun
Percintaan dengan sebuah hubungan yang menyimpan berbagai rahasia. Rahasia gelap yang bersembunyi dengan apik, terbongkar karena keadaan yang memaksa. Dihadirkan dengan rasa yang sejatinya tidak tercipta. Sebuah rasa yang terpendam sekian lama. Hanya keadaan yang akan menuntun semua, entah kebahagiaan atau penderitaan.
There is no Epic Loot, Only Puns
by Stewart92
She became a dungeon core.Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right?No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.
I'm Crazy About You
by MITCHIEWilliams
This is the story about the romance between an arrogant Music god and a beautiful female superstar that humbled him. . . . . . .What happens when the paths of a talented Arrogant music god and a sassy former idol turned actress cross on the most unlikely stage ever?Simple...... they fall into a striving love-hate relationship that has everyone rooting for something more, especially when they get paired in a movie together.Opposite they say attract, but will that be possible when they share a dar…
A Game About Dominating Worlds
by eprins
Dmitry disappeared for five years after an event that went down in gaming history as "The Great Scythe," where thousands of pro players were fired and even more retired, all within a single month.Now, Dmitry returns to the gaming scene in secret, ready to make his grand comeback in a new game being launched. This game, harnessing the full power of virtual reality, challenges players to dominate entire worlds."Welcome to Altair, where everyone is a god"Main Tags: Action, Adventure, mmorpg…
I Don't Care About Love
by Quinwriter
Cinta?Satu kata yaitu BUTA!Cinta yang membuat ibuku yang super cerewet dan ayahku yang super dingin bersama.Cinta yang membuat perbedaan agama dipaksakaan untuk bersatu.Cinta yang membuat jarak antar kota atau antar pulau bahkan antar benua terasa dekat.danCinta yang membuat sahabatku, orang yang sudahku anggap saudara, bahkan orang yang aku percaya, orang yang gak bakal tega menghianatiku. Dengan tega MENGHANCURKAN KEPERCAYAANKU!Dan kesimpulanku cinta itu BUTA!
How About I Charm The Top Rankers?
by Norobo
Felix was just like everyone else - someone who loved reading webtoons and manga to pass the time. Fast forward, he dies and gets transmigrated into an alternate Earth where Towers, Hunters, Quirks and the like exists.Only, the cheat he gets is his unranked "Charm", but it's faulty at best. So, he decides to f*** the script, and make his way to the top - not through endless grinding like those other protagonists - but rather "charming" his way to the top. Oh, right, his level of manipulations wo…
The truth about us
by Ariel_x
With characters entangled in the web of secrets, vengeance, uncertainties and mistaken identities...Rhea and Claire vowed never to love. Growing up in a household of shitty fathers, they believed all men are scum. But what happens when two men surfaced and changed their thoughts and beliefs?While so many unbelievable secrets unfold and identities revealed... Would love scale through?
About Is Love
by luluunafisah
cover by @tiadesign_Season 1!Calandra Lyn, anak seorang konglomerat yang memilih jalan hidup sederhana. Hidup bersama pengasuh kecilnya dulu, membuat identitas Caca hanyalah dikenal sebagai anak penjual pecel. Selain terkenal menjadi seorang biro jodoh yang handal, Caca terkenal dengan kegigihannya mengejar Xavier. Laki-laki paling terkenal di sekolah yang di tempatinya yang sayangnya tidak menyukai Caca.Xavier yang dingin dan cuek, bertemu dengan sosok Caca yang cerewet dan periang. Xavier yang…
I Told The Stars About Us
by soltoyourlunaaa
Jiana Achilla Chavez is the daughter of a big-time business tycoon. Her name rings ostentatiously around her high school campus and maybe even beyond its four walls. But despite having that title, she finds it hard to communicate and trust people. So when she took step on her new school grounds, her life took a lot of different (and unforeseen) series of turns- especially that it involves a certain guy who's a year ahead of her; a guy who happened to have unexpected connections with very unexpec…
All About Love
by Desiree Holt
Author:USA Today best-selling and award-winning author Desiree Holt writes everything from romantic suspense and paranormal to erotic. and has been referred to by USA Today as the Nora Roberts of erotic romance, and is a winner of the EPIC E-Book Award, the Holt Medallion and a Romantic Times Reviewers Choice nominee. She has been featured on CBS Sunday Morning and in The Village Voice, The Daily Beast, USA Today, The (London) Daily Mail, The New Delhi Times and numerous other national and inter…
Something About Trevor
by Drew Hunt
Paul Harrison is completely straight. His house will not flood again. And gay men don’t play cricket. Eventually Paul will find out just how incorrect these preconceived notions are.<br><br>When the river overflows its banks, Paul is forced to find temporary accommodation. The only practical suggestion comes from Trevor, an out and proud work colleague. Despite Paul’s hesitancy regarding Trevor’s offer of hospitality, he accepts and soon grows to admire Trevor, his humanity, his determination, a…